Red Bronze Navy Tattersall: Classic Cool.
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Crimson & Cobalt Tattersall: Rugged Flannel Workwear with a Touch of Class
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Chambray Red: Classic Cool. Effortless Americana. Your Everyday Essential.
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Crimson Chambray: Your Everyday Americana Essential
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Candy Stripe Dream Seersucker: Summer's Sweetest Classic!
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Crimson Plaid Wool Coat: Effortless Style, Rugged Charm, Perfect Winter Layer.
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Crimson Stripes: Sizzling Summer Style!
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Classic Red Gingham: Your Go-To American Summer Shirt
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Red & Grey Checkmate: Your Next Go-To Shirt!
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Red Green Tartan: Brushed Twill Style for Ultimate Comfort.
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Madras Summer: Red, White & Blue Vibes! Get Your Prep On.
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Cherry Red Gingham Dreams: Sweetest Little Square Dance for Your Style
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