Green Machine Trousers: Dugdale's Finest Racing Green Worsted Pants for a Classic Look
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Dugdale's Black Barathea: Royal Classic. Timeless Elegance. Own the Look.
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Dugdale's Royal Twill: Shadow Stripe Suit – Timeless Elegance, Effortless Style.
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Royal Classic Sharkskin Suit: Dark Grey Perfection. Dugdale's Finest. Dress to Impress.
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Dugdale's Royal Classic Grey Pin Head: Timeless Elegance. Dress to Impress.
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Navy Dugdale Fine Worsted: Classic Elegance. Timeless Navy. Own It.
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Dugdale Royal Classic Grey Windowpane: Timeless Elegance for Your Home.
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Royal Classic Herringbone: Mid Grey Elegance. Dugdale's Finest. Chic & Timeless.
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Dugdale Light Grey Sharkskin: The Royal Classic Reimagined. Effortless Elegance.
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Dugdale Royal Classic: Black Herringbone. Dress Sharp. Look Now.
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Dugdale Olive Grey Flannel Pants: Classic Cool, Effortless Style.
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Navy Birdseye: Dugdale's Royal Classic. Timeless style. Dress to impress. Classic fabric, modern fit.
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