Green Oxford Stripes: Prep School Cool. Effortless Style.
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Pink Oxford Pop: Striped & Simply Chic
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Red Oxford Meets Blue Stripes A Preppy Perfect Dress
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Red & Blue Oxford: Bold Stripes, Timeless Style.
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Timeless Purple Pinpoint Oxford: Effortless Style & Rugged Comfort.
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Cool Oxford Shirt in Pale Blue. A Timeless Classic.
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Crimson Pinpoint Oxford: Effortless Style for the Modern Gentleman
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Timeless Red Oxford: Effortless Style for Any Occasion.
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Crimson Oxford: Timeless Style, Legendary Comfort, Unmistakable Red.
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Sharp & Sleek: The Modern Gentleman's Tuxedo Shirt.
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Luxire Presto: Monti Blue Twill. Timeless Elegance Woven for You.
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Oxford Blue: Your Everyday Classic, Effortlessly Stylish.
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